Feminists and North Korea should work together

 Haters Gonna Hate: BLOG EDITION.

Hate #2: Alliance.

Feminists and North Korea need to team up. They would make perfect allies. See, these days, feminists just don't have time to do much else but attack video-games and try to get them banned. But, largely, they're succeeding. I mean, sure, they might take a break every so often when a scientist manages to make history and land a robot on a comet thirty-eight million miles away, but that's only a one-off.

In the battle for Mario, the assault on video gaming is nothing new. Feminists have been boldly and courageously fighting to defend, protect, and rescue imaginary pixels for years now. Recently, they've had some great success in Australia, getting major franchises to pull Grand Theft Auto V off shelves.

But the feminists are encountering a new problem: one of time management. They simply do not have enough time to work on getting video games banned and work on attacking other areas of free speech. This is unfortunate, too, and no one can really blame them. After all, it takes a lot of fucking work to manufacture all that outrage needed to make a product unavailable for sale.

And that's where good old Kim Jong Un comes in. See, Kim doesn't care much about video games. He cares about movies. So, if the feminists consider teaming up, then they keep up the good working banning video games while Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un works his terrorism magic and gets movies banned worldwide.

It's a match made in heaven, really, and I'd love to see what positive changes we can get out of those two groups working in tandemn. Of course, this leaves one final problem: books.

This is where MRA's (Male Rights Activists) come in. MRA's are men fighting for rights, since men, especially white ones, are the most discriminated group on the planet. What MRA's can do is attack things on the book front. They can go after romance novels and accuse romance novels of causing them not to get laid. Some might argue that it's only because they dislike taking showers. Well, that's not true. It's women's fault.

Between MRA's, North Korea, and feminists, we can finally do what we've always wanted: ban free speech and replace all major forms of media with educational videos about why women are victims, why men are special, and why Kim Jong Un is God and is more important than all the above.

All three groups are just innocent parties looking to spread their message that no one wants to hear. Through this, we'll have no choice but to hear it.

I support this alliance. And you should too!